Customer (while I'm serving another customer no less): Do you have that movie about polar bears? Me: The one about Knut the polar bear from the Berlin zoo? Customer: no. Me: Arctic tale? Customer: no. Me: Any more info on it other than polar bears? Customer: It's about Polar Bears fighting the Vatican. Me: (possibly not said out loud, but certainly in my head) There is no way that is a fucking real movie. 2 minutes later... Me: Holy shit, do you mean The Golden Compass?
kendall, i think she was talking about that doc in which a guy planned to fire a cannon full of toonies at the pope upon his visit to canada several years ago. i'm here all week folks, try the veal.
good thing they didn't ask me, they would've walked out with tokyo gore police.
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ReplyDeleteThe other day I got:
ReplyDeleteCustomer (while I'm serving another customer no less): Do you have that movie about polar bears?
Me: The one about Knut the polar bear from the Berlin zoo?
Customer: no.
Me: Arctic tale?
Customer: no.
Me: Any more info on it other than polar bears?
Customer: It's about Polar Bears fighting the Vatican.
Me: (possibly not said out loud, but certainly in my head) There is no way that is a fucking real movie.
2 minutes later...
Me: Holy shit, do you mean The Golden Compass?
kendall, i think she was talking about that doc in which a guy planned to fire a cannon full of toonies at the pope upon his visit to canada several years ago. i'm here all week folks, try the veal.
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