Overheard on this fine evening within the classy confines of the Film Buff East:
"If you don't buy me an ice cream, I'm not gonna let you sleep with me tonight."
No joke. East end don't play.
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films "reviewed"
- $5 a day
- ...and justice for all
- 2012
- 3 women
- 44 inch chest
- [rec]
- [rec] 2
- abominable dr. phibes, the
- adaptation
- adventureland
- aftermath: population zero
- ajami
- america betrayed
- american brew, the
- american friend, the
- american, the
- antonio gaudi
- apocalypse now
- ashes and diamonds
- asylum
- at midnight i'll take your soul
- avatar (nick)
- avatar (scott)
- away we go (kris)
- away we go (scott)
- baader meinhof complex, the
- babylon pink
- bad lieutenant
- bad lieutenant: port of call new orleans (nick)
- bad lieutenant: port of call new orleans (scott)
- bad lieutenant: port of call new orleans (scott, again)
- ballast
- band's visit, the
- bangkok dangerous (2008) (jules)
- bangkok dangerous (2008) (nick)
- bangkok dangerous (2008) (scott)
- batman vs dracula
- battlestar galactica (again) (tv)
- battlestar galactica (tv)
- battlestar galactica [season 4.5] (tv)
- before the devil knows you're dead
- big bang love, juvenile a
- big fan
- big heat, the (1953)
- big river man
- bigger, stronger, faster*
- bitch slap
- black narcissus
- blast of silence
- blood tea and red string
- bodyguards and assassins
- bonnie and clyde
- box, the
- boxer's omen, the
- boys are back, the
- brand upon the brain
- bridge too far, a (scott)
- bridge too far, a (tom)
- broken embraces
- bronson (scott)
- bronson (scott, again)
- brother's keeper
- brothers (2009)
- brothers bloom, the
- bruno
- bunraku (kris/joe)
- burrowers, the
- butcher, the chef, and the swordsman, the (kris/joe)
- californication (tv)
- capitalism: a love story
- caprica
- captive city, the
- carnival of souls
- casino jack and the united states of money
- cave of forgotten dreams
- centurion
- chandler
- changeling, the (1980)
- che: pt. 1 (justin)
- che: pts. 1&2 (kris)
- children, the
- christmas tale, a (un conte de noel)
- city island
- city of men
- city of the dead
- clean, shaven
- cold prey
- collapse
- colossal youth
- con air
- connections (tv)
- cop out
- cove, the
- crank: high voltage
- crazy heart
- crimes of passion
- crips and bloods: made in america
- dagon
- damages (tv)
- damages s2
- damned united, the
- dark knight, the
- dark night of the scarecrow
- darkon
- day the earth stood still, the (2008)
- daybreakers (kris/joe)
- dead of night
- dead pigeon on beethoven street
- dead zone, the
- deadbeat at dawn
- death hunt
- deathrow gameshow
- deep end
- diary of the dead
- did you hear about the morgans?
- dillinger is dead
- district 13: ultimatum
- district 9
- doc martin
- docks of new york, the
- dollhouse (tv)
- doomsday
- double indemnity
- dr. zero
- drag me to hell (joe)
- drag me to hell (scott)
- draughtsman's contract, the
- earth: the biography
- elevator movie
- exit through the gift shop (kris)
- exit through the gift shop (scott)
- expendables, the
- face/off
- fame (2009)
- fast, cheap & out of control
- fermat's room
- fierce light: when spirit meets action
- fire of conscience (kris/joe/scott)
- fishing with john
- flashforward
- for all mankind
- fountain, the
- fox and the child, the
- friends of eddie coyle, the
- from beyond the grave
- frozen
- fubar 2 (kris/joe)
- funny games (1997)
- garden, the
- gentlemen broncos
- ghost rider
- ghost town
- girl hunters, the
- girlfriend experience, the (kris)
- girlfriend experience, the (nick)
- give 'em hell, malone
- gomorrah (jules)
- gomorrah (scott)
- gran torino (kris)
- gran torino (scott)
- graphic sexual horror
- gravedancers, the
- gray matter
- great silence, the
- green zone
- greenberg
- gumby on the moon
- hail mafia!
- happening, the (nick)
- happening, the (scott)
- happiness
- happy-go-lucky
- harper's island
- harry and tonto
- harry potter and the deathly hallows: part 1
- harvard beats yale 29-29
- hated
- haunting, the (1963)
- heat
- helvetica
- histoire(s) du cinema
- hitman
- hot tub time machine
- house (hausu)
- house on haunted hill, the (1959)
- hunger (graham)
- hunger (scott)
- hurt locker, the (nick)
- hurt locker, the (scott)
- husbands
- i.o.u.s.a.
- il divo
- images
- imaginarium of dr. parnassus, the
- in my skin (dans ma peau)
- in the loop
- in the mouth of madness
- in the valley of elah
- incredible hulk, the
- indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull (kris)
- indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull (scott)
- informant!, the
- inglourious basterds (kris)
- inglourious basterds (scott)
- inglourious basterds (scott, again)
- ink
- inside
- insidious (kris/joe)
- into the electric mist
- ip man
- iron man
- iron man 2
- it crowd, the (tv)
- it might get loud
- jack brooks: monster slayer
- jackass 3D
- jcvd (kris)
- jcvd (scott)
- jennifer's body (kris/joe)
- just another love story
- ken burns' baseball
- kick-ass
- killer inside me, the
- killer, the (le tueur - 2007)
- kiss me deadly (2008)
- knowing
- knowing
- kramer vs. kramer
- kurt cobain: about a son
- la belle personne
- la cienaga
- la jetee
- lady from shanghai, the
- larry sanders show, the
- lars and the real girl (scott)
- lars and the real girl (shaun)
- last command, the
- late show, the (w/charley varrick, serpico, the seven-ups, cockfighter)
- league of gentlemen (tv)
- leaving las vegas
- left handed gun, the
- legend of beaver dam, the (kris/joe)
- legend of hell house, the
- legend of the tsunami warrior
- lemora: a child's tale of the supernatural
- let sleeping corpses lie
- let the right one in
- let's scare jessica to death
- limits of control, the
- lions for lambs
- little big man
- little dieter needs to fly
- little miss sunshine
- living in oblivion
- loose change 9/11: an american coup
- los muertos
- losers
- lovecraft: fear of the unknown
- loved ones, the
- mad detective
- maman est chez le coiffeur
- man on wire
- maniac
- marjoe
- marley & me
- martyrs
- masque of the red death, the
- matchstick men
- me and orson welles
- mentalist, the (tv)
- mephisto waltz, the
- mesrine
- metallica: some kind of monster
- metropia
- michael jackson's this is it
- mickey one
- midnight meat train, the
- midnight movie
- milk
- mindscape of alan moore, the
- missouri breaks, the
- mister lonely
- money trap, the
- moon
- moon (scott)
- moonstruck
- moscow, belgium
- most dangerous man in america, the
- mother of tears
- mr 73
- mr. death
- munich
- murder party
- my bloody valentine 3D
- my colt is my passport
- my dinner with andre
- my gun is quick
- my name is bruce
- my own worst enemy (tv)
- my son, my son, what have ye done?
- national treasure
- near dark
- network
- next
- night moves
- night of the hunter, the
- night of the sunflowers
- night train to munich
- nightmare detective
- nikkatsu noir (collection)
- nora prentiss
- notebook, the
- o'horten
- objectified
- occurrence at owl creek bridge, an (1962)
- old dark house, the
- one day in september
- ong bak 2: the beginning (joe/kris)
- ong bak 2: the beginning (scott)
- orphanage, the
- our daily bread
- pacific, the
- palindromes
- paradise lost 2: revelations
- paradise lost: the child murders at robin hood hills
- paranoid park
- parking lot movie, the
- pee wee's big adventure
- persepolis
- pierrot le fou
- police, adjective
- pontypool
- private life of sherlock holmes, the
- profit motive and the whispering wind
- prophet, a
- public enemies
- pulp fiction
- punisher: war zone
- push
- quare fellow, the
- radio on
- raging bull
- raising arizona
- reader, the
- red (2008)
- red balloon, the
- red cliff pts. 1&2
- red nights (kris/joe)
- red riding (tv)
- red riding trilogy
- renaissance
- repo men
- repo men
- rescue dawn
- revanche
- rififi
- road warrior, the
- robin hood: prince of thieves
- rolling thunder
- run! bitch run!
- saturday night fever
- saw v
- saxondale (tv)
- scandal sheet
- scott pilgrim vs. the world
- scott walker: 30 century man
- scream of fear (aka taste of fear)
- secrecy
- secret in their eyes, the
- sex and the city
- sex drive
- sharkwater
- sherlock holmes (2009) (kris)
- sherlock holmes (2009) (scott)
- shorts
- shout, the
- shutter (2004)
- shutter island
- slammin' salmon, the
- slumdog millionaire
- small back room, the
- snake eyes
- sniper, the
- snow angels
- snow white and the seven dwarfs
- sole survivor
- solomon kane
- somers town
- southland tales
- speed racer (kris)
- speed racer (scott)
- spirit, the (kris)
- spirit, the (scott)
- square, the
- stake land
- stingray sam
- stone tape, the
- storytelling
- strangers, the
- street kings
- streets of blood
- student bodies
- stupidity
- sugar
- summer hours
- sunshine cleaning
- super (kris/joe)
- survival of the dead (kris/kendall)
- sweeney todd
- sword of gideon
- symbol
- syndromes and a century
- synecdoche, new york (scott)
- synecdoche, new york (tom)
- taken (2008)
- taxidermia
- terminal city ricochet
- terminator: salvation
- terribly happy
- there will be blood
- thin blue line, the
- tidal wave
- time crimes
- to live and die in l.a.
- todd killings, the
- tokyo gore police
- tomb of ligeia, the
- town called panic, a
- town, the
- train, the
- transformers: the movie (1986)
- transporter 3
- transsiberian
- tree of wooden clogs, the
- triangle (2009)
- trick 'r treat
- tron
- true blood (tv)
- tulpan
- twenty four eyes
- twilight (justin)
- twilight (scott)
- tyson
- uncertainty
- underworld
- until the light takes us
- up in the air (kris)
- up in the air (scott)
- valhalla rising
- valkyrie
- valley girl
- vanishing on 7th street (kris/joe)
- vicky cristina barcelona
- videocracy
- village of the damned
- visioneers
- w.
- wallander (tv)
- ward, the (kris/joe)
- watchmen, the (kris)
- watchmen, the (scott)
- we live in public
- welcome to the dollhouse
- wendy and lucy
- westworld
- what just happened?
- where the wild things are
- white diamond, the
- white mane
- wild at heart
- willow tree, the
- winter's bone
- wire in the blood (tv)
- wisconsin death trip
- wolf man, the (1941)
- wolfman, the (2010)
- world for ransom
- world's greatest dad
- wrestler, the (joe)
- wrestler, the (scott)
- x files: i want to believe (part 1)
- x files: i want to believe (part 2)
- yi-yi
- you, the living
- young victoria, the
- zeitgeist: addendum
- zidane: a 21st century portrait
- zombieland (kris)
- zombieland (scott)
- zoo
things we like
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- arbogast on film
- bloor cinema
- borderline
- breakfast in the ruins
- chino locos
- cinecycle
- cinema clock toronto
- cinema scope
- cinema styles
- cinematheque
- criterion blog
- dvd beaver
- film buff
- film comment
- final girl
- fox theatre
- frankensteinia
- internet movie database
- kung fu fridays
- last picture show
- mad mad mad mad movies
- mondo digital
- moon in the gutter
- mr peel's sardine liqueur
- national film board of canada
- obscure hollow
- out 1
- piero scaruffi's cinema
- popcorn and sticky floors
- radiator heaven
- rare treasure
- revue cinema
- royal theatre
- rue morgue's cinemacabre
- senses of cinema
- shadows on the wall
- shoot the projectionist
- sight & sound
- sole survivor
- they shoot actors, don't they?
- they shoot pictures, don't they?
- time out film
- toronto after dark film festival
- toronto international film festival
- toronto underground cinema
- torontoplex
- trash palace
- twitch film
- unexplained cinema
- video watchblog
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awwww yea
Jesus Joe,
I was JOKING!
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