12.29.2009

Your Complete Guide to Saving Movie Theatre Seats

If everyone read THIS and abided by the rules, I am convinced the world would be a more loving place.  I really don't give a shit if your four friends from Barrie are "just on the 400, north of Steeles", and that, "they'll, like, be here in, like, 10 minutes (after the movie is set to begin)" - those seats are free...

2 comments:

Dropkick said...
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Dropkick said...

i agree with most of these rules.
Last night at a screening of Sherlock Holmes i did however break this man's criteria.
I put a coat on the seat to the left of me while my movie going counterpart put her coat on the seat to the right of her.
This act ensures that the seats directly beside us will remain free for the duration of the entire picture. It's a devious plot but one i undertook happily. there were jokers to the left of me and strangers to the right.