After getting our asses handed to us on a plate by the U.S. Men's Hockey Team last night, the only natural response is to sweep the upcoming Oscars and beat them like rented mules at their national sport; making shitty movies. If Avatar, Up in the Air, District 9 and octogenarian Christopher Plummer (tentative as the Canadian content of these nominations might be) can take their respective categories, I think that might teach those American clowns a thing or two about this country's moxy. Go Avatar!
Oh ya, and we still fucking OWN speed skating, the slopes, ice hockey, curling. Own it! Canuckistan rules!
Pontypool's obvious snub at last year's Oscars will not be easily forgotten, my war-mongering southern friends.