I was joking with somebody at the shop last night wondering how they might try and tie Karl Malden's death with that of MJ's flame-out last week. Low and behold this morning, this little ditty appeared on IMDB.
"Oscar winner Karl Malden has died at his home in Brentwood, Los Angeles, three years shy of his 100th birthday. The Streets of San Francisco star was born in Chicago, Illinois in 1912 and raised in Gary, Indiana - coincidentally the birthplace of Michael Jackson, who died last week, 50 years short of his."
(I admit to adding the last little bit there but the rest is verbatim)
Satire is nearly impossible these days.