Dateline.....

I'm changing my name to Fan Bing Bing Rochester. Kadas asked last night why he wasn't on the schedule - I explained he was on holidays and going to Miami. He seemed satisfied with that answer. I've revoked Nikki's 10 day vacation in June and moved it to the 2nd week of November... because I can. Luke "The Pie Man" Davies returns in mid-May. Withnail and I are going to see my gay uncle in the country this weekend. I gave Canfield two rattan chairs that I also offered to Amanda and now have to give her the two we were going to keep, or else Nick isn't getting any. It's Complicated arrived today -strike three in the bland-is-best sweepstakes along with Up in the Air and The Blindside. Kadas's bike is finally gone from the FBE storeroom, no thanks to Reed. Mice ate our baby cones in the FBE, or so Joe claims. Tombstone is here on Blu-Ray! Joey returns Sunday. Tom leaves Monday. Jola seems healthy-ish and a customer gave her a half a bag of dog food. Canfield's 33' ChrisCraft boat has gone missing. Kendall snapped the mouse bluetooth dongle off Sunday and blamed Amanda. Ice cream prices go up next week. A giant old Black man took garbage away from the house today. Tom's marrying his sister next week in Manchester.

Update - Kendall now blames Jola for the Bluetooth dongle snappage.