Customer (while I'm serving another customer no less): Do you have that movie about polar bears? Me: The one about Knut the polar bear from the Berlin zoo? Customer: no. Me: Arctic tale? Customer: no. Me: Any more info on it other than polar bears? Customer: It's about Polar Bears fighting the Vatican. Me: (possibly not said out loud, but certainly in my head) There is no way that is a fucking real movie. 2 minutes later... Me: Holy shit, do you mean The Golden Compass?
kendall, i think she was talking about that doc in which a guy planned to fire a cannon full of toonies at the pope upon his visit to canada several years ago. i'm here all week folks, try the veal.
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good thing they didn't ask me, they would've walked out with tokyo gore police.
really? i gave her Mystery Train
The other day I got:
Customer (while I'm serving another customer no less): Do you have that movie about polar bears?
Me: The one about Knut the polar bear from the Berlin zoo?
Customer: no.
Me: Arctic tale?
Customer: no.
Me: Any more info on it other than polar bears?
Customer: It's about Polar Bears fighting the Vatican.
Me: (possibly not said out loud, but certainly in my head) There is no way that is a fucking real movie.
2 minutes later...
Me: Holy shit, do you mean The Golden Compass?
kendall, i think she was talking about that doc in which a guy planned to fire a cannon full of toonies at the pope upon his visit to canada several years ago. i'm here all week folks, try the veal.
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